physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
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