I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
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