R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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