Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
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