This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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