nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She is in my trunk
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
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