doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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