That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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