in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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