okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
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