1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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