Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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