is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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