so explain again why im purple
no
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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