this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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