Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I just found puke in my bra..
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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