so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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