Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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