No, you can still breathe under the balls.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I pour the whiskey from now on
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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