Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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