And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Randomize
