I cockslap morals
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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