Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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