Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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