I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Randomize
