They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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