HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
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