forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
this hospital has no fireball
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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