they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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