4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
We don't watch enough power rangers
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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