next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
