Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
There's even glitter on my cock...
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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