Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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