If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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