talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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