i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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