All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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