he puts the penis in happiness.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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