North Korea, Best Korea!
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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