She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Randomize
