i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
tell me about the fingering
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