this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
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