This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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