I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
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