We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize
