Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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