there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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