belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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