He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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