I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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