A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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