ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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