Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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