I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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