Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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