Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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