i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Randomize
