let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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