He is such a slut. More and more my type.
That fat broad you banged out last night is still here and I can hear her snoring through the living room wall. I would leave, but I don't want to come home to an empty fridge.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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