you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
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